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marcyllewis

I Eat Crayons and Poop Rainbows

The Mastiff is to the dog as the Lion is to the cat. 

ODE TO DERROLYN ANDERSON

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm lying in a dark room

The only rhyme I can think of is 'broom'

My behind is round

And so is my cat

I would have sat

But instead I am stuck on my belly

As my fat cat has sat on my bum

And so Basha and I bid you a good night